The Film Thugs Movie Show

Journey Into Hell

Imagine, "The Pilgrim's Progress," but with a rich, surfing douchebag in the lead? 

Ok. Now, if you thought, "That is a fucking terrible idea. Please, leave me alone." You would be correct. You, however, would absolutely not be the producers, writers, director, or stars of "Journey Into Hell."

 

There isn't really much more to say.

The Reconciler

I honestly cannot think of  a sentence that inspires less confidence than, "A Christian horror movie, inspired by 'Saw.'" I can't. Maybe you can. That's cool.

Thing is, no matter what you come up with... it cannot make this movie any better. Welcome to the baffling horror (?) movie about a serial... forceful helper. It's hard to explain. 

All we can say is, we are sorry.

Soul Man

I would say that it is impossible to think of a movie being more wrong headed and awful than 1986's, "Soul Man," but... remember you are talking to the guys who recorded and published a full reading of, "The Day The Clown Cried." Just listen to ALL THREE PARTS

But the simple fact that we have to reference that... nightmare just for context should tell you everything you need to know.

So, let's take a look at what happens when you try to help a little too hard.

My Demon Lover

We have seen some unlikeable protagonists in our time. We suffered Gary, endured LaRusso, and put up with Ferris (sorry, but he is a fucking sociopath)... we thought we'd seen the worst of it.

But we forgot about Kaz.

Let me try to Joe Bob Briggs this, single sentence style.

My Demon Lover is the best romantic comedy about a homeless subway saxophone performer who, due to him being cursed as a teenager, cannot get sexually aroused without turning into a demon, except for all the times he sexually harasses women on the street while somehow falling in love with a tiny pixie lady who falls in love with him immediately after meeting him when he wakes up in a literal pile of trash on the street, starring an actor best known as a terceiary character in a successful TV show made in the late 80s.

We watched it... see what we think.

Trick or Treat

This is one of the most deceiving movies ever marketed. 

There ins't much else to say except... if this is a Halloween movie, then Die Hard is 100% a Christmas movie.